There were
two golfers on the golf course. One of the men pulled out a cigarette, and
asked his friend for a light.
His friend
pulls out a
“Wow, where
did you get such a large Bic?”
“Oh, my
genie got it for me.”
“Your genie?
You have a genie? Where is he?”
“He is in
my golf bag.”
The friend
says, “Can I see him?”
His friend
says “Yes, sure!”
So the
friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The man says to the genie.
“I am your
master’s best friend. Would you grant me just one wish?”
So the man
wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying
a word. Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker. The
man looks up and says “what is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of
hearing? I sad a million Bucks, not a million Ducks.”
His friend
says to him: “Do you really think I asked for a
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